From the Office of Edgar Excellence

Greetings and salutations to all you cats and kittens out there from your Administrator of Excellence, Edgar Excellence!
Thank you Excellence fans for braving the last bit of winter weather that hit our area and joining us for “Scratching Post” earlier this month!
In the main event, Oleg the Usurper and the Boar of Moldova battled in a “Sellersville Slugfest”. The two were connected by a thick, unbreakable rope, so that neither man could escape the other. Oleg and the Boar fought all over the Forrest Lodge, but in the end the valiant Viking got his revenge! Kobald, the Goblin Prince, defeated stuntman extraordinaire, Danger Jameson. In a special tag team match, Vanity teamed with Adam Falcon to beat Matty Ice and a returning rock star Matt Sells.
Blind Rage defeated Havoc, thanks to Hallowicked’s help. However, Wicked lost to Icarus. It seems that he no longer cares about winning matches now that he’s in the Excellence Championship Series (ECS). In a first-time ever encounter, Gran Akuma defeated the “Funky Pharaoh” Amasis and earned his tenth win. He is the third wrestler to qualify for the ECS, joining Hallowicked and the Boar.
There are only five more spots in the tournament and the Championship Series will continue until they are all filled. Smiley is close to qualifying with nine wins. Right behind him with eight wins are Icarus and Oleg. Rage has seven wins and Ken Broadway has five. Any or all of these men can qualify for the ECS and become the first Excellence Champion!
Our next event is “Smelly Cat”. (For the record, I do not smell. I clean myself often.) Join us on Saturday, May 14th at our home, the Forrest Lodge in Sellersville, PA, for another night of the best professional wrestling anywhere!
The undefeated One Night Only (Anthony Gangone/Marq Quen) will be back in action against Unspeakable (Smiley/Nick “The Silent Assassin”, managed Ariela Nyx).
Karen Q. impressed the Excellence fans during her debut against “Lady Excellence” Deonna Purrazzo and she wants more competition! I’m working on fulfilling her request right now! Speaking about “Lady Excellence”, Purrazzo will return to EPW at “Smelly Cat”.
The evil duo of Hallowicked and Blind Rage leveled a challenge to Icarus and Havoc. If they accept the challenge, I will sign the match and make it official!
Not to be left out, Too Many Cooks (Assistant Chef Smoothe Blackmon/Sloppy Joe) are whipping up some new, delicious dishes in preparation for “Smelly Cat”!
As some of you may have heard, my Facebook profile was removed because I have to verify my identity. Ultimately, I was able to get it straightened out (having claws can be a good thing). You can find me on Facebook here under Edgar Excel.
If you love EPW, you can like our Facebook Page and follow our Twitter. We also have a YouTube Channel featuring footage from our live events, 5 Minute Matches, and videos featuring the stars of EPW! Also, visit our website at www.excelleceprofessionalwrestling.com for more updates and missives from me, Edgar Excellence, the Head Cat of Excellence!
Before I sign off, I would be remiss if I didn’t address the Jeremy Leary situation. He came into the Forrest Lodge uninvited and interrupted “Kittens Mittens” right after Intermission. While he did catch the attention of everyone in EPW, he didn’t earn our respect with his words or actions. Now, he’s threatening to show up at “Smelly Cat”. Hopefully, he’ll reconsider, because he is certainly not welcome in Excellence.
Meow!
Edgar