Month: October 2015

Meow and greetings to all you cats and kittens, the Excellence fans! I am your Administrator of Excellence, Edgar Excellence!
October has been a busy month here at the Excellence offices! I’ve barely had enough time to get my usual four hour afternoon nap! But despite the craziness, fall is my favorite season. There are piles of leaves to attack and mice to catch. Plus, I get to celebrate my two favorite holidays – National Cat Day and Halloween! This month, along with being petted and appreciated, I’ve been planning lots of surprises for all Excellence fans and roster for the last show of the year, 20% Gratuity!
We’ve had some of the best wrestlers in the world debut in Excellence this year, like Ricochet and Tessa Blanchard did at Tiramisu. And 20% Gratuity will be no exception!
I love treats (especially fishy flavored ones)! So, I have a special treat for all the fans. Next month, The Batiri (Obariyon/Kodama) will make their debut! Everyone’s favorite demonic duo will take on the undefeated One Night Only (Marq Quen/Anthony Gangone). Plus, I’m sure there will be many tricks when that crafty mime, Qefka the Quiet, makes his first Excellence appearance. Mimes scare me and make me want to hissssss…
Former friends and partners meet once again as the Nightmare Warrior Hallowicked fights Icarus. Wicked is not just any pumpkin, he’s a great, no, Excellent one. And a victory in this match will give him the 10 wins he needs to enter the Excellence Championship Tournament! He could be the first wrestler to enter, but not if Icarus has anything to say or do about it!
At 20% Gratuity, I’m introducing a new match – the Turkey Tumbler Gauntlet Match! (Yummm…Turkey!) Wins towards the Excellence Championship Tournament are at stake in this important contest!
All your favorite Excellence wrestlers, like Lady Excellence Deonna Purrazzo, Smiley, and Gran Akuma will be there! I hope you join us for some fall fun! See you on November 14th at our favorite haunt, the Forest Lodge in Sellersville! And when you come, don’t forget to try Too Many Cooks (Assistant Chef Smoothe Blackmon/Sloppy Joe) specials!
After Check Please, I revealed the completed Excellence Pro Championship. It’s stunning really, as the artistry is superb, and as a feline, I know style. It’s a belt that when held up says “I’m Excellence.” In case you missed it, here’s another look.
The tournament to determine the first Excellence Champion still rages on and anyone can win it! The top contenders are: Hallowicked with 9 wins; Oleg the Usurper, Smiley, Icarus, The Boar of Moldova and Dan Champion have 7 wins each; Akuma has 6 wins; and Blind Rage and Ken Broadway have 5 wins.
At Tiramisu, Oleg and the Boar fought to a double count out. Both bruisers approached me afterwards and demanded a rematch, which I granted at Check Please! Boar attacked Oleg with three Gores. He was helped to the back and our medical staff attended to him, but I have not heard hide nor hair nor fur from him since!

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Until next time…Meow!
Edgar

We are a little more than 24 hours away from bell time at the Forrest Lodge in Sellersville. As Phil Collins sang, I can feel it in the air tonight. Something big is going to happen. You should be there to see it.
There’s going to be a battle for… dominance. Excellence’s Unstoppable Force and Excellence’s Immovable Object as the Boar takes on Oleg The Usurper one more time. This will be a proverbial game of chicken except neither man will flinch. Last time these two squared off, it took the bulwark of Oleg The Usurper… the golden chest plate to stop the War Pig’s onslaught. At Check Please, both men will be bringing the heavy artillery and this very well could be the end of this war of attrition!
There’s going to be a battle for… supremacy for Hallowicked. In his four way elimination match, Sleepy Hollow’s favored son looks to become the first person to gain the 10 wins required to participate in the Excellence Championship Series. Only issue is that Hallowicked will need to find a way to defeat two of these men: Blind Rage, Smiley and Havoc! He’s already gotten the best of Smiley and Blind Rage once before in the House of Excellence, as well as being successful in the first four way eliminator in Excellence history! Can Havoc be the x-factor that he knows he can be and play spoiler to Hallowicked’s path to the number one spot? Will Smiley soar to new heights and claim the winner’s share? Will Blind Rage outlast and outwit the competition and walk out with the victory? Or will Hallowicked continue on the path he’s set before him and claim his rightful spot atop the Excellence Championship Series leaderboard?
There’s going to be a battle for… acceptance for Dan Champion. After losing his place in the triad known as Team Champion, Dan has fallen out of favor with his Champion In Training, Ken Broadway and the new leader of the team, Gran Akuma. While Akuma will have his hands full once more with Rembrandt Lewis, Ken Broadway will do something he never dreamed that he would need to, face Dan Champion. A win here for Ken Broadway will solidify Team Akuma, proving that Dan Champion was indeed the weak link and that the training for Ken Broadway’s championship aspirations are complete. However, for Dan Champion, a win here will prove that there’s definitely room in Team Akuma for a Champion. Can Broadway be able to shut out his personal feelings for his first mentor and pick up the W or will Dan live up to his name and earn his way back into the good graces of Team Akuma.
There’s going to be a battle for… retribution for Nick and Ariela Nyx. Last month, Ariela Nyx was the target of the most heinous action in Excellence Professional Wrestling history when Anthony Gangone connected with a Roaring Elbow out of nowhere to the unsuspecting manager of Nick The Silent Assassin. Anthony Gangone feels that he has been wronged by the Excellence Competition Committee for not allowing him to compete on his ankle last month, comparing his ankle injury to Nick’s disability! Nick, while silent by circumstance, looks to speak with his actions at Check Please. Can Nick’s heart and determination topple the beastly tandem of One Night Only? Will One Night Only overlook the competitive spirit of Ariela Nyx?
There’s going to be a battle for… self-respect for Danger Jameson. The self-sentenced Trial Series for Danger Jameson continues at Check Please as Excellence’s glorified stuntman takes on the cult classic, Cheeseburger! As loved as Danger Jameson is in Sellersville, Cheeseburger is in the landscape of wrestling! Will Good Ole’ Dange be able to score the victory over his inner demons about “the incident” that set his career in stunting spiraling downhill?
All this and more at Sellersville! The New York Cheffin’ Crew, Too Many Cooks are back in town serving up some more Sloppy Joe knuckle sandwiches to the Lucha Raptor and Argus! We’ve got “Lady Excellence” Deonna Purrazzo returning taking on the debuting Vanity, and Will and I will be calling all the action live for Smart Mark Video!
You know I’ll be there. Will you?
– Tim

Meow and greetings to all you cats and kittens, the Excellence fans! I am your Administrator of Excellence, Edgar Excellence!
Amongst all the heated rivalries, special guests, and excellent wrestling, wrestlers on the Excellence roster are winning their way into the Excellence Championship Tournament! With every match, each wrestler has been scratching and clawing his way to becoming the first Excellence Pro Champion! In order to get into the tournament, wrestlers must accumulate 10 wins by beating their opponents in singles, three way, and accelerator matches like we had at Excellence Live!
The top tournament contenders are: Hallowicked has 8 wins; Oleg the Usurper, Smiley, and Icarus have 7 wins; The Proletariat Boar of Moldova and Dan Champion have 6 wins; and Blind Rage, Ken Broadway, and Gran Akuma have 5 wins each.
While every competitor still has a chance to qualify and win the championship, word around the office milk bowl is the current favorite is Hallowicked – and understandably so. Since the start of this year, he has been reborn into a true nightmare warrior. Opponents are intimidated by his new demonic look and heavy leather armor, while his straightforward, brutal offense strikes fear into their hearts. Driven by a desire for power and glory, he believes winning the tournament and adding to his list of accolades is paramount to doing just that! But any of the eight men behind him are worthy champions in their own right; can Hallowicked win the tournament and secure his place in Excellence history? Keep watching to find out!
On October 10th at Check Please!, One Night Only, the dynamic (and undefeated) duo of Marq Quen and his friend Anthony Gangone, will be back together in action against Nick the Silent Assassin and his manager Ariela Nyx! I’ve been watching the war of words between Gangone and Nick and saw what Gangone did during Nick and Quen’s match at Tiramisu. As a result, I quickly pounced and signed this tag team match so they could settle their differences in the ring in front of the Excellence fans!
If you haven’t tasted Tiramisu and watched the sweet debuts of Ricochet, Tessa Blanchard, Bee Boy, Mantis, and The Lucha Raptor, the event is available now thanks to our partners at Smart Mark Video. Watch it either as a video on demand or mp4 here!
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Until next time…Meow!
Edgar